red robot, roger the cat, cat in chest, cat bed, jump, leap, hearts : prepare to disembark after a day of fun! same time next week? yes, i will improve the on-board snack experience next time. maow sure, they can still be alive when you eat them. mew! and that's why kitties and killer robots get along.

OKAY FINE ONE MORE DAY I’m doing $10 pixel skull scarves this weekend to kick off the season. They’re… 69” long.

(These bad boys are normally $20!)

pixel skull scarves

Unlikely Animal Friends

Tonight's comic is about the internet's favorite subject: Unlikely Animal Friends.

– @rstevens



lil sis, indie rock pete : i don't celebrate, but i feel an obligation to write a christmas song. to add something enduring to the canon, you know? yes, i am a hero. i do it for the children and the former children. you realize how tiny streaming music royalties are, right? Santa really does spell satan!!!

clango, maura : i'm a robot! i aspire to be a robot! want to know the best way to be like a robot? beep boop please! the most robot thing you can do is aspire to be a person. i hate you. that means i'm a person!

csstine, pale suzie, sleepy, tired, holding coffee : how old were you when you had your first coffee? some would say that i wasn't born until i had my first coffee. but that would be poetic. i'm gonna need three more of these before i can stomach poetry. only three?

A Rebirth in a Mug

How old were you when you had your first coffee? Feel free to ascribe all poem-negativity in this comic directly to my own feelings on the subject.

– @rstevens



csstine, pale suzie, sleepy, tired, holding coffee : hi monday, i'm coffee. hi coffee, i'm dad. hi dad, i'm sleepy. hi sleepy, i'm dopey. hi dopey, i'm dad again. hi dad again, i'm a call back to panel one. hi call back to panel one, i'm not sure we're awake yet.

red robot, roger the cat in chest, clango : *ahem* it's not what it looks like!why is my kitty in your tummy? we are not best friends on a pleasant stroll through the countryside! he is my fleshy prisoner! doom to all who live! you guys have fun and i'll see you at dinner.

Friendship is Complicated

Tonight's comic wants you to know it's OK to admit you have friends.

– @rstevens



red robot, roger the cat in chest, sun, sunset : are we there yet? mew? you thought i was driving? i thought you were driving! mew! nah, i'm not mad. being lost just means we get to hang out longer.

Time, Travel

FUN FACT: Even Red Robot can be nice, sometimes.

– @rstevens



metal steve, menace-11, opens mouth, skull, skull falls out, bonk : how are things, menace? bonk fine.

Smile Until It Works!

Menace-11 is coping with reality as well as anyone can right now.

– @rstevens



torpor, pale suzie, sith robes : hooray evil friends fun club hail satan!!! i'm not evil. i'm just having a bad year. maybe, but torpor believe in you!

This is Also How I Greet My Cat

Being evil is a totally valid life goal.

– @rstevens



torpor, pale suzie, sith robes : torpor like your cool hoodie! i'm a sith lord now. hashtag hate leads to suffering. always two there are! can torpor be apprentice? you're a good person. i would never doom you to a life as my evil thrall. if best friends forever is evil, torpor not see moral argument  for being good!

The Rule of 'Tood

Torpor is a friend to all, even Sith Lords.

– @rstevens



red robot, roger the cat, inside chest, outside, cloud, sun, building : no, this does not count as a road trip! mew! i'm pretty sure that to count as a road trip, a vehicle must be present. i am not a vehicle! mew? yes, you need to get out if you have to pee!

Thelma and Wee Wee

Let's check back in with Red Robot and Roger the Cat as they trundle through the countryside.

– @rstevens



pale suzie, charles canadian, star trek uniform : if you could have any wish in the world right now, what would i any wish? any wish at all. computer, end program. holodeck

All Decked Out

Tonight's comic asks: If you could have any wish right now...

– @rstevens



red robot, roger the cat, cat tree, inside stomach chest : kitty kitty kitty kitty you're gonna have to come out of there eventually. mew! come on, buddy! we have fools to kill and jerks to terrify. hiss! ok, fine. keep in mind this is only temporary.

Bunker Mentality

Even kitties need a friend sometimes.

– @rstevens



csstine, 2001 monolith : well, if it isn't humankind's old

2001 Problems and a Space Odyssey Ain't One

Hey- Don't let the Monoliths get you down.

– @rstevens



pale suzie, johnny toaster, waffles, toast, roger the cat, plate, stack of waffles, stack of food, doctor who scarf : johnny toaster! emergency breakfast maneuver gallifrey! slow down there, carbs tardis!

Hungrier on the Inside

I was gonna go dark tonight, but opted instead for a visit with Johnny Toaster.

– @rstevens



maura, john stamos kitten, roger the cat, playing cat, showing tummy, bed, door, poopy : augh! the doody bandit strikes again! who pooped in my bed?  i demand a poopy answer! ha ha ha! it was me! i was the one who pooped in your bed! mrowww you have a litter box! all i ask is that you poop in there. never! my art is meaningless without context! mew mew mew

Who Pooped the Bed?

In tonight's comic, we uncover the identity of the notorious BED POOPER.

– @rstevens



clango, lord taco puss cat, john stamos kitten : mew maow hisss kitties! enough! this is a time to come together and unify. you're right. we really should work together. MAOW HISSS

Common Foes

Oh, kitties. Never change.

– @rstevens



red robot, john stamos kitten : mew maow mrrrrr butthole death to the meat beasts and poopy blasters! no, not you. just the humans. i guess i've always seen you as more of a meat eater and poopy burier. i meant it as a compliment!

Meaty Distinctions

WARNING: Tonight's comic contains kitten butts.

– @rstevens



metal steve, library anne : i'm so stressed out don't worry, the election will be over soon. now i'm stressed out at the idea of no longer having a clear reason to be stressed out! don't worry, the holidays are right around the corner!

End of Days

My to-do list for tomorrow: Find a new reason to be stressed out all the time.

– @rstevens



pale suzie, indie rock pete, holding coffee mugs : steam skulls apocalypse juice. end times broth. problems solution. mind lube. fluid of last resort. buddy in a cup. i'm totally giving up coffee once this cursed year is over. mug of sweet, sweet lies.

The Names of God

Qβ€’Uβ€’Iβ€’Z Tβ€’Iβ€’Mβ€’E :
Do you know all seven True Names of Coffee?

– @rstevens



maura, red robot : arms up do you ever get tired of being evil? do flowers ever tire of sunshine? do puppies ever get tired of tummy rubs? does the internet ever get tired of correcting people? what's that got to do with being evil? is it wrong for a cat to toy with its prey?!

Unnatural Selection

Hey, Red Robot- Do you ever get tired of being evil?

– @rstevens



maura, red robot : smile red robot! where you been, dude? everyone's already anxious, so i took my vacation early. so you can surprise us when we start to feel safe again? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you'll never feel safe again.

Let's Give It a Rest

COMPUTER: Where has Red Robot been lately?

– @rstevens



maura, rstevens, closeup skull full of cheese cheez whiz fondue donut : can this year be over aww, it hasn't been all bad!  you wouldn't believe some of the amazingly weird shit i've been stress eating! actually, we would.

Do Or Donut, There Are No Fries

I don't know about you, but I'm eating a LOT of amazingly disgusting food to cope with 2016.

Ooh, a new mug!

– @rstevens



gamer gabe, pale suzie as holtzmann ghostbuster : flames halloween is over, dude. it's not a costume. i'm dressing for the job i want. ghost bust- terrifying to men by my mere existence

Work Uniform

Always make sure to dress for the job you want.

PS: SECRET COFFEE MUG

– @rstevens



gamer gabe, freyja, pale suzie, otakate as holtzmann ghostbuster : who the hell are you three supposed to be? we're proof that even 2016 had some good parts.

Jillian Holtzmann Has a Posse

I hope you all have a very Holtzmann Halloween

– @rstevens



soundwave, decepticon, transformer : hello, soundwave the decepticon here i have been sent to your planet to make a joke about the iphone headphone jack, ravage, i believe that was meant as a subtle diss because i still use cassette tapes whatever elitists but the joke is on you because i am technically an android

Transform Your Frown Upside-Down

Well if it isn't our old friend Soundwave the Decepticon!

– @rstevens



doctor doom, marvel, lil sis, pants on head : pants on your head? pathetic! a lazy costume if doom has ever seen one. lazy? lazy?! i work at home and i'm wearing pants!

Castles and Armor

Doctor Doom is so judgmental on Halloween.

PS: Look what mug I reprinted:

– @rstevens





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red robot, roger the cat, cat in chest, cat bed, jump, leap, hearts : prepare to disembark after a day of fun! same time next week? yes, i will improve the on-board snack experience next time. maow sure, they can still be alive when you eat them. mew! and that's why kitties and killer robots get along.

OKAY FINE ONE MORE DAY I’m doing $10 pixel skull scarves this weekend to kick off the season. They’re… 69” long.

(These bad boys are normally $20!)

pixel skull scarves

Unlikely Animal Friends

Tonight's comic is about the internet's favorite subject: Unlikely Animal Friends.

– @rstevens


lil sis, indie rock pete : i don't celebrate, but i feel an obligation to write a christmas song. to add something enduring to the canon, you know? yes, i am a hero. i do it for the children and the former children. you realize how tiny streaming music royalties are, right? Santa really does spell satan!!!
clango, maura : i'm a robot! i aspire to be a robot! want to know the best way to be like a robot? beep boop please! the most robot thing you can do is aspire to be a person. i hate you. that means i'm a person!
csstine, pale suzie, sleepy, tired, holding coffee : how old were you when you had your first coffee? some would say that i wasn't born until i had my first coffee. but that would be poetic. i'm gonna need three more of these before i can stomach poetry. only three?

A Rebirth in a Mug

How old were you when you had your first coffee? Feel free to ascribe all poem-negativity in this comic directly to my own feelings on the subject.

– @rstevens


csstine, pale suzie, sleepy, tired, holding coffee : hi monday, i'm coffee. hi coffee, i'm dad. hi dad, i'm sleepy. hi sleepy, i'm dopey. hi dopey, i'm dad again. hi dad again, i'm a call back to panel one. hi call back to panel one, i'm not sure we're awake yet.
red robot, roger the cat in chest, clango : *ahem* it's not what it looks like!why is my kitty in your tummy? we are not best friends on a pleasant stroll through the countryside! he is my fleshy prisoner! doom to all who live! you guys have fun and i'll see you at dinner.

Friendship is Complicated

Tonight's comic wants you to know it's OK to admit you have friends.

– @rstevens


red robot, roger the cat in chest, sun, sunset : are we there yet? mew? you thought i was driving? i thought you were driving! mew! nah, i'm not mad. being lost just means we get to hang out longer.

Time, Travel

FUN FACT: Even Red Robot can be nice, sometimes.

– @rstevens


metal steve, menace-11, opens mouth, skull, skull falls out, bonk : how are things, menace? bonk fine.

Smile Until It Works!

Menace-11 is coping with reality as well as anyone can right now.

– @rstevens


torpor, pale suzie, sith robes : hooray evil friends fun club hail satan!!! i'm not evil. i'm just having a bad year. maybe, but torpor believe in you!

This is Also How I Greet My Cat

Being evil is a totally valid life goal.

– @rstevens


torpor, pale suzie, sith robes : torpor like your cool hoodie! i'm a sith lord now. hashtag hate leads to suffering. always two there are! can torpor be apprentice? you're a good person. i would never doom you to a life as my evil thrall. if best friends forever is evil, torpor not see moral argument  for being good!

The Rule of 'Tood

Torpor is a friend to all, even Sith Lords.

– @rstevens


red robot, roger the cat, inside chest, outside, cloud, sun, building : no, this does not count as a road trip! mew! i'm pretty sure that to count as a road trip, a vehicle must be present. i am not a vehicle! mew? yes, you need to get out if you have to pee!

Thelma and Wee Wee

Let's check back in with Red Robot and Roger the Cat as they trundle through the countryside.

– @rstevens


pale suzie, charles canadian, star trek uniform : if you could have any wish in the world right now, what would i any wish? any wish at all. computer, end program. holodeck

All Decked Out

Tonight's comic asks: If you could have any wish right now...

– @rstevens


red robot, roger the cat, cat tree, inside stomach chest : kitty kitty kitty kitty you're gonna have to come out of there eventually. mew! come on, buddy! we have fools to kill and jerks to terrify. hiss! ok, fine. keep in mind this is only temporary.

Bunker Mentality

Even kitties need a friend sometimes.

– @rstevens


csstine, 2001 monolith : well, if it isn't humankind's old

2001 Problems and a Space Odyssey Ain't One

Hey- Don't let the Monoliths get you down.

– @rstevens


pale suzie, johnny toaster, waffles, toast, roger the cat, plate, stack of waffles, stack of food, doctor who scarf : johnny toaster! emergency breakfast maneuver gallifrey! slow down there, carbs tardis!

Hungrier on the Inside

I was gonna go dark tonight, but opted instead for a visit with Johnny Toaster.

– @rstevens


maura, john stamos kitten, roger the cat, playing cat, showing tummy, bed, door, poopy : augh! the doody bandit strikes again! who pooped in my bed?  i demand a poopy answer! ha ha ha! it was me! i was the one who pooped in your bed! mrowww you have a litter box! all i ask is that you poop in there. never! my art is meaningless without context! mew mew mew

Who Pooped the Bed?

In tonight's comic, we uncover the identity of the notorious BED POOPER.

– @rstevens


clango, lord taco puss cat, john stamos kitten : mew maow hisss kitties! enough! this is a time to come together and unify. you're right. we really should work together. MAOW HISSS

Common Foes

Oh, kitties. Never change.

– @rstevens


red robot, john stamos kitten : mew maow mrrrrr butthole death to the meat beasts and poopy blasters! no, not you. just the humans. i guess i've always seen you as more of a meat eater and poopy burier. i meant it as a compliment!

Meaty Distinctions

WARNING: Tonight's comic contains kitten butts.

– @rstevens


metal steve, library anne : i'm so stressed out don't worry, the election will be over soon. now i'm stressed out at the idea of no longer having a clear reason to be stressed out! don't worry, the holidays are right around the corner!

End of Days

My to-do list for tomorrow: Find a new reason to be stressed out all the time.

– @rstevens


pale suzie, indie rock pete, holding coffee mugs : steam skulls apocalypse juice. end times broth. problems solution. mind lube. fluid of last resort. buddy in a cup. i'm totally giving up coffee once this cursed year is over. mug of sweet, sweet lies.

The Names of God

Qβ€’Uβ€’Iβ€’Z Tβ€’Iβ€’Mβ€’E :
Do you know all seven True Names of Coffee?

– @rstevens


maura, red robot : arms up do you ever get tired of being evil? do flowers ever tire of sunshine? do puppies ever get tired of tummy rubs? does the internet ever get tired of correcting people? what's that got to do with being evil? is it wrong for a cat to toy with its prey?!

Unnatural Selection

Hey, Red Robot- Do you ever get tired of being evil?

– @rstevens


maura, red robot : smile red robot! where you been, dude? everyone's already anxious, so i took my vacation early. so you can surprise us when we start to feel safe again? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you'll never feel safe again.

Let's Give It a Rest

COMPUTER: Where has Red Robot been lately?

– @rstevens


maura, rstevens, closeup skull full of cheese cheez whiz fondue donut : can this year be over aww, it hasn't been all bad!  you wouldn't believe some of the amazingly weird shit i've been stress eating! actually, we would.

Do Or Donut, There Are No Fries

I don't know about you, but I'm eating a LOT of amazingly disgusting food to cope with 2016.

Ooh, a new mug!

– @rstevens


gamer gabe, pale suzie as holtzmann ghostbuster : flames halloween is over, dude. it's not a costume. i'm dressing for the job i want. ghost bust- terrifying to men by my mere existence

Work Uniform

Always make sure to dress for the job you want.

PS: SECRET COFFEE MUG

– @rstevens


gamer gabe, freyja, pale suzie, otakate as holtzmann ghostbuster : who the hell are you three supposed to be? we're proof that even 2016 had some good parts.

Jillian Holtzmann Has a Posse

I hope you all have a very Holtzmann Halloween

– @rstevens


soundwave, decepticon, transformer : hello, soundwave the decepticon here i have been sent to your planet to make a joke about the iphone headphone jack, ravage, i believe that was meant as a subtle diss because i still use cassette tapes whatever elitists but the joke is on you because i am technically an android

Transform Your Frown Upside-Down

Well if it isn't our old friend Soundwave the Decepticon!

– @rstevens


doctor doom, marvel, lil sis, pants on head : pants on your head? pathetic! a lazy costume if doom has ever seen one. lazy? lazy?! i work at home and i'm wearing pants!

Castles and Armor

Doctor Doom is so judgmental on Halloween.

PS: Look what mug I reprinted:

– @rstevens




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